So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
even dead i’m better than u
Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
can’t this show just be nothing but data training cats
My favorite thing is his cat’s name is Spot.
He named a striped tabby Spot.
I remember when they have to crash the Enterprise, and Data’s looking for Spot in the wreckage.
I have never given a shit so much about a fictional cat and his android master. Tears were prepared and everything.
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved
the fact that its september just hit me like a pile of bricks
the fact that it’s September AND school starts tomorrow just hit me like eight tons of bricks
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.
"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"
"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"
- have you considered: Markiplier
"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"
"I want a youtuber that-"
it’s time for school